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Sherlock, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Benedict Cumerbatch, Tom Hiddleston, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawerence, Award Shows, Lord of the Rings, etc


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melkorwashere:

arthurpoo:

middle earth infinity scarf here
one ring script infinity scarf here

  • aka buy me this and i’ll give you my soul 

GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!!

tmntyler:

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

tmntyler:

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

It’s hell writing and it’s hell not writing. The only tolerable state is having just written.
Robert Hass (via victoriousvocabulary)
astudyinawesome:

I’m crying

astudyinawesome:

I’m crying

How do guys you keep it together on set? How do you get anything done? x

tonysassy:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

buzzfeed:

Is it possible to overdose on adorable baby animal GIFs?

clientsfromhell:

Client: I need you to remove those pixels from the page headline.

Me: What pixels?

Client: The two grey pixels between the “E” and the “T” in the title headline. I can’t understand why you put them there in the first place.

Me: The headline is the company logo on a white background. I…

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

neitherheavenorhell:

Peeta’s alive.
And a traitor.
But at the moment, I don’t care. Not what he says, or who he says it for, only that he is still capable of speech.

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.